Take a page from Kretos, who to date has had the best ban request thread of the entire fucking forum, which you can read HERE -> Come up with some of the most immature, over the top, and clever insults you can think of. Otherwise, people won't think you're very much of a no life. You REALLY need to show everyone on this forum how much of a genuinely terminally online internet addict you are to the point where whatever people say on the internet is stuff that you end up taking extremely personally. attack specific users that pissed you off, and specific mods that temp banned/warned you for whatever reason. This is a ban thread after all, you need them to see your post so you can. Well, fear not, because I have the perfect guide on how to make the best ban request thread you can think of!! You need to go out with a BANG, you need to have something to be remembered for to satisfy your overwhelmingly narcissistic ego. You want to leave, but you're too egocentric and terminally online to just click the 'log off' button.
